Get your vampire vote in … now!
Jumping on the campaign trail so far into the 11th hour that it’s already past midnight, third-party supporters of a certain bloodthirsty Honest Abe would like to convince you with this PSA that your vote can be put to better use with their candidate. That would be a pretty neat trick, considering the polls are now closed and voters have picked the right president-elect – whew! – but there’s probably no harm in planning ahead since the appeal of this fellow is, shall we say, eternal.
If you believe that he’s your man, then you can become informed by visiting this Web site even though his campaigners are warning the general public not do to so. Pretty strange, yes? Don’t be fooled by the reverse psychology, folks. Honestly.
~ Jason Pankoke